JOKES.

jokes?

BEAR,LION,CHICKEN HAVE A TALK ON 'WHO'S MOST FEARED.'
BEAR: WHEN I ROAR, THE FOREST TREMBLE.
LION: WHEN I ROAR, THE JUNGLE SHAKE.
CHICKEN: WHEN I COUGH, THE WHOLE WORLD PANIC.

LIFE IS DIFFICULT.

FULL OF TRIALS.
SORROWS.
PAIN.

BUT IF U FALL DOWN.
JUST STAND UP STRAIGHT
BE CONFIDENT AND SAY
"WHICH BASTARD PUSHED ME?!"

IF MONEY DOSENT GROW ON TREES, THEN WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?WHY DOSENT GLUE STICK TO ITS BOTTLE? WHY DO YOU STILL CALL IT BUILDING WHEN ITS ALREADY BUILT?? IF ITS TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, WHAT ARE OTHERS HERE FOR? IF YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO DRINK&DRIVE, WHY DO BARS HAVE PARKING LOTS?WE ARE A FUNNY BUNCHA PPLE, LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD.

MRINSIDE WENT TO SEE MROUTSIDE.INSIDE STANDING OUTSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE OUTSIDE.BUT OUTSIDE SITTING INSIDE CALLED INSIDE INSIDE. WHEN INSIDE CAME INSIDE OUTSIDE WENT OUTSIDE TO SEE INSIDE THEN OUTSIDE CALLED INSIDE OUTSIDE.BUT INSIDE FROM INSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE INSIDE.NOW WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN?OUTSIDE OR INSIDE?

LOLS.OKAY I KNOW IM LAME. LAMO! ~HEHEES