JOKES.

jokes?

BEAR,LION,CHICKEN HAVE A TALK ON 'WHO'S MOST FEARED.'
BEAR: WHEN I ROAR, THE FOREST TREMBLE.
LION: WHEN I ROAR, THE JUNGLE SHAKE.
CHICKEN: WHEN I COUGH, THE WHOLE WORLD PANIC.

LIFE IS DIFFICULT.

FULL OF TRIALS.
SORROWS.
PAIN.

BUT IF U FALL DOWN.
JUST STAND UP STRAIGHT
BE CONFIDENT AND SAY
"WHICH BASTARD PUSHED ME?!"

IF MONEY DOSENT GROW ON TREES, THEN WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?WHY DOSENT GLUE STICK TO ITS BOTTLE? WHY DO YOU STILL CALL IT BUILDING WHEN ITS ALREADY BUILT?? IF ITS TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, WHAT ARE OTHERS HERE FOR? IF YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO DRINK&DRIVE, WHY DO BARS HAVE PARKING LOTS?WE ARE A FUNNY BUNCHA PPLE, LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD.

MRINSIDE WENT TO SEE MROUTSIDE.INSIDE STANDING OUTSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE OUTSIDE.BUT OUTSIDE SITTING INSIDE CALLED INSIDE INSIDE. WHEN INSIDE CAME INSIDE OUTSIDE WENT OUTSIDE TO SEE INSIDE THEN OUTSIDE CALLED INSIDE OUTSIDE.BUT INSIDE FROM INSIDE CALLED OUTSIDE INSIDE.NOW WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN?OUTSIDE OR INSIDE?

LOLS.OKAY I KNOW IM LAME. LAMO! ~HEHEES

ROTTEN

OMG. IAM SO GONNA ROT AT HOME MAN. ITS LIKE SO BORED!
URGH. THERE'S LKE PRACTICALLY NTH TO DO AT HOME.
COM.TV.EAT.SLEEP.PLAY. BORING PEOPLE'S LIFE L0R.
AIYA.NVM.L8TER GG SCHOOL GET REPORT BOOKS. YAY CAN SEE MY FRENDS! YAHOO.
LIFE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN.BT THIS IS NT RYTE. URGH.SOMEONE HELP ME.ADD LIFE TO IT. HAHS.
AND IM NW GONNA ON TV. DUN BLAME ME IF I ROT. THIS IS JUST SO NT RYTE!

ystd went to bedok resevoir recee with all the 25 ldrs and mr lee and david.
lols. me amalina hasyiqa hafiqa nabil ahmad soonyang is the logistics.
task of the rest of ldrs is to create clues for the pple in junyuan. haha.thn had to leave for bedok resevoir while logistics and syab and huiping and mrlee and david cn relax. haha went to the nearby coffee sh0p t0 eat. thn set off.
yalah logistics had to wlak there.while syab and huiping tompang mr david's car and mrlee.
thn on the way, haha! amalina so dots la. she wna g0 washr00m.thn gt n0 t0ilet. had to tahan. haha.
when all the ldrs arrived, we all g0 recee arnd the place. lols the place so big. all so tired. haha bt on the way v fun lah. all the jokers make us laugh. haha~!
thn after that went to eat at elias with rubez kenneth and soonyang.
soonyang was. so funny lah. he rubbish alot. haha.
had a fun tym ytd. there will be an0ther recee again s0... hahah! looking f0rward to it!! yea~
gg f0r lunch nw. t00dles!(:

BAD BAD BAD IN SCH00L

[ ] You have gotten F9 grades for
mathematics many times.
[x] You always do last minute homework in
class.
[x] You use your handphone to text your
friends in class.
[ ] Your phone got confiscated before.
[ ] You listen to ur MP3,CD player in class.
[x]You sleep in class-
[x] You curse teachers
[ ] You are always late for extra classes.
[x] You doodle on tables.
[ ] You make out in class.
[ ] You are rebellious with some teachers.
[ ] You always hand up work late.
[ ] You make fun of the nerds and geeks.
[x]You have broken school rules.
[ ] You always dont have the correct
books.
[x] You don't take notes.
[ ] Recess is your favourite part of school.(PE IS MY FAV.(: )
[x] You hang out after school.
[ ] You lie to your teachers about
homework.
[x] You tell your parents that you don't
have homework when you actually do.
[ ] You have made someone cry in school.
[x] You copied homework before. (DUH!!)
[ ] You threw away homework before and
lie that you didn't recieve it first of all.
[x] You laugh at the way some teachers
walk.
[ ] You have been late couple of times.

HEY.IM NT TT BAD AFTERALL. HAHAHS
HAIZ NW H0LIDAYS LE. BAD OR NT BAD OSO N0 USE LE. AHH! I MISS SCH00L! STAY AT H0ME R0T. HAIS NVM G0 FIND C0URSE 0R W0RK T0 D0.
H0LIDAY GT OVERSEAS CAMP. GT JUNYUAN PRIMARY SCHOOL CAMP. YEA! CAMPS! YAHOO!

l0ve y0u

l0ve her l0ads.EKTA

MY DARL

L0VING HER M0RE EACH DAY

ME

went t0 her hse f0r hari raya tuesday.l0ls wh0 says chinese cnnt celebrate hari raya? can!haha. had l0tsa fun with her.. few 0ther neighb0urs went t0. and then my slipper sp0il. haiyah.the fr0nt ting came 0ut cuz gt 0ne girl g0 step. haiyah. had t0 baref00t back t0 her hse.then haha!b0 bian.nida b0rr0w her slippers.
haha! i c0nfess: i just l0ve y0u ekta! guys!t00 bad! she's mine! ahhas!
~`byes

last day 0f sch00l

haish. ytd was the last day 0f sch00l. hmms. s0 saddening.s0 sianx.s0 sucky lah. in the m0rning b0rr0wed 1/1 t0 try 0ut the games the stdnt ldrs planned. bt the resp0nse wasnt that great. in fact, it was like s0... irrkk! aiya maybe they wasnt enthu- en0ugh 0r we n0 life bah. hais.
then after recss was the DANCING PERF0RMANCE by the cca grps. bt in the end, 0nly the ntbll and cg perf0rmed. l0ls. agnes 0ng danced s0 cute! syabiqah 0s0!haha! r0ck 0n girls! haha.
mr tan left us the last day sch. left as in retire.. haish sad nia. v.tan yuting and jiaqi cried. haish. and bec0s 2/9 is g0nna be the last time we sit t0geda like htis.and the last time answering qns 2geda.and the last time havng all the cl0wns in twonine. *b00 h00 h00.
haha m0nday still can g0 bck see them! waiting f0r results t0 be 0ut nw. s0 scared.

haiyah. RCTWC just where on earth are y0u? give me ur address and i'll g0 find u. haha! l0ls. nvm st0p here.

TWONINE I L0VE YOU GUYS TO THE MAXXXXXX

THIS IS WHAT MAKES UP TWONINE.
-GRACE
-SHARON
-CHARISSA
-CHEE HWEE
-AIDAH
-YUTING
-VICTOR
-SAMUEL
-VIVIEN PHUA
-YITING
-KHAIRUL
-JIAQI
-ZHI JIE
-CHRISTINA
-SHERILYN
-JING GUO
-TIARA
-WILSON
-CAMELIA
-HANIZ
-ERMA
-FAHMI
-JOLENE
-LYNN
-NICHOLAS
-REBECCA
-SI HUI
-SHERYL
-VIVIENTAN
-ABEL
-WAI MUN
-KAI LIN
-POHLING
-JOEL
-SARAH
-NURUL
-LOTS OF LAUGHTERS
-LOTS OF JOKES
-LOTS AND LOTS OF BONDAGES
2/9.we are g0nna be that bunch 0f m0nkeys which will never be separated f0rever. will miss the time having fun with y0u guys and lets keep in c0ntact n0 matter what.
and most 0f all, captains ball r0cks! =)
lalalaals next year is g0nna be a hard 0ne.sec3 le w0z. okay nvm. will l0ve y0u guys f0rever! smile and get alive!(:

class ph0t0s.(:

l0ls.these are the TWONINE pictures.2/9 i l0ve y0u guys!














l00k at j0el. the 3rd r0w 5th pers0n. l0ls.s0 act cute! ahhahahah!

happy deepavali!

2day deepavali at h0me s0 sian. nth t0 d0. then sis g0 sch. must wait f0r her t0 cum bck then cn g0 0ut. aniwae i tink 2day is mr yap's birthday. sang bdae s0ng f0r him during npcc training ytd. hahaas.
ytd was fun.real fun. we painted the f3 banner. l0ls and hung it at the 3rd lvl 0utside the audit0rium.it was v fun lahhs.
haiyah getting rep0rt b00ks le. scared nia.lata cnnt get int0 the cls i want. i die ahs. ~nerv0usness.
nvm the sad ting is h0lidays are cuming. sians. cfm gt th t0 d0 de l0r. stay at h0me r0t.
okay.st0p here.
RCTWC.where are u? i miss u. =(

drunk(:

DRUNK
2/9 sang bdae s0ng t0 sihui in cls.she s0 cute. bt 2day in cls s0 sianx.

after sch00l went t0 junyuan primary sch racky. lols.evrything shrinked in size. all s0 small. lols. we t00 big f0r the things there le lahhs. the sch v nice. garden gt satelites and then like science centre. gt s0 many science tinggy.l0ls s0 nice.. hahss i helping them pr0m0te the sch?? nahhs.
went bck ws.t00k sbs with rubez, hazelin, agnes, s00nyang,the twins,jeremiah. l0ls s00nyang s0 funny. he make u sluaugh like mad. then gt 1pple 0n bus 0ls0 laugh. damn crazy l0r we all.(:
then after that g0 meet vivientan and jiaqi. lols. waited f0r sheryl t0 pass me the banner and then i g0 hme paint. bt in the end is jiaqi br0ught hme. l0ls c00l.
after that arnd 7 plus i went t0 greenview sec.the security guard s0 cute and funny l0r.at first dun let me g0 in.ask me stay in the waiting c0rner. then he satrted asking"whats ur name?" " pohling.pohpohling. u kn0w my sis?weeeeee ling" : ORH! I KNOW.SHE V FUNNY RYTE?" then he finally let me in. d0ts.sis gt graduated and then she s0 sad till cry. l0ls her sch the pe0ple all keep l00king at me.stressed sial. i kn0w her frens. lien.vivian.candice.mayling.. and blahh blahh.
next went t0 the wine restaruant t0 drink wine. l0ls drank wine and grape juice. then feel dizzy. l0ls. nw ok le lahhs. the wine s0 nice l0r. bt drink abit 0ny.1/4 cup.SUPERB SIAL.
then next g0 eat roti prata. dad pr0n0unced it as "loti brada" 0r smeting i dunnu lahhs. s0 funny. hahaas..
i s0 full nw. just reached h0me. then 0n the c0mp send mdm n0ra smeting.
l0ls i these few days p0st al0t and very l0ng.
ok lahhs. shall me be a gd girl g0 bathe nw. l0ls. bb (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIHUI!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SI HUI!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

SIHUI YOU ARE 4TEEN NOW!
YEAH! I WISH HER LIFE-LONG HAPPY HAPPY.
SHE S000000000000000000 CUTE L0RS. SUPER JOKER.
I L0VE HER! SO CUTE SO FUNNY SO HAPPY.

long post(:

2day m0rning v funny. mr sam wanted t0 entertain us with his lecture. he even f0und the slightest ting t0 tell us. clever.bt t00 bad. its lecture. saw evry0ne all s0 m00dless and tired. after that came the principal. she talked.okok lah. at least better than mr sam. the tchers had miting.quite l0ng. assembly time vivien asked me' p0hling why u bring pe shirt?' lols. she didnt kn0w 2day gt pe. then i t0ld her' huh?? 2day wednesdae lehhs.pe lehhs'lols she blur blur then g0 call her br0 bring f0r her.gd br0 huh_.

then 1st peri0d was lit. didnt kn0w why ms k0h didnt cum t0 cls.gt refief tcher. is a guy. he h0r, i dunnu wad lah. maybe its t00 b0ring 0r wat then he started playing uno cards with shar0n they all. lols. is it called flirting?i tink s0. hahaas. nxt less0n is pe.

it was like the m0st b0ring pe less0n i ever had man.supp0sed t0 play captains ball. bt ms j0ey lim went t0 grp us by h0uses. many pple nt happy. s0 nv play. then they all ended up playing ice and water & catching.i didnt play. s0 angry l0r. last pe less0n is liddat de.s0 sianx.t00k a ball and went t0 ntbll p0st and started sh00ting.ok lah.nt bad.hehees. then the d 2/9 b0ys- khairul, abel, sam, waimun played i dunnu what the game is called.s0 weird l0r.and r0ugh. then i t0t 0f smting. hehees. 4girls vs 4 b0ys. jiaqi,rebecca kailin and me vs the 4b0ys CAPTAINS BALL. at 1st is captains ball.then play play play until bcum handball.then bball.then rugby.lols funny nia the b0ys. ahhas. then i sweat like al0t l0r. lols just bathed!

went hme abt 8 plus. sheryl cut her hand while h0lding the b0x. lols.h0w t0 cut?? funny nia. she went'OUCH!' s0 l0ud in the mac. ahahahahas. s0 funny.. LOLS

YEA I N0E L0NG P0ST. BBIES!

acti0n!

wahseh.she damn acti0n sia. think she get highmarks s0 what? stare stare stare.its nt gd t0 stare u kn0e? nvm. dun care her. yay i nv fail any subj. phew. if nt i dunnu what my m0m w d0 neh.
l0ls nw rushing tru the t0tal defence silver badge m0dule pr0ject. must pass up by 2pm 2mw. if nt BMS. sian-ness! haish. i dunnu what t0 d0 os0.
0uhyah!i saw shar0n tan and ver0nica tan! aw..i miss them. and their br0thers. hehe.ahh! h0pe they w cum bck stay lahhs. miss them like hell.ryan. aww..hehees.
i'll c0ntinue dg my wrk. biies (:

c00l

ystd was very fun.
the stdnt ldrs had t0 think 0f a game 0n the sp0t and try it 0ut.
l0ls i partnered with amalina.

the first game was d0ne by syab, rubez and hakim. we were blindf0lded and had t0 walk up the stairs.next we must n0t step 0n the mines they had prepared. lols. that was fun.
then next was instructed by huiping, mai and ruban. lols. this game. we had t0 make a human chain and c0llect balls. quite fun but, t00 much balls c0llected. lols girls vs b0ys. then mr david th0ught 0f a game. we played and all 0f us ended laughing like hell. its was s0 funny. dunnu h0w t0 explain.just cn say that must pass the ball w/0 using hands..

then it was agnes and nadirah's turn. i didnt get t0 play. cuz me and amalina were bc preparing f0r 0ur turn.
then it came us. 0ur game was mainly t0 tie 0ur legs with an0ther partner and walk walk.it was the last minute decisi0n cuz me and her cldnt agree 0n a game. lols.

then was abu and kenneths turn. i didnt get tp play too. ment t0 the ladies. then when we were waiting f0r the game t0 end, talked t0 mr lee and mr david. they s0 fun. and quite freindly. lols chatted f0r awhile then next game.

the last game was by nabil, humairah, hafiqah and hasyiqa. l0ls. it was the funiest game and best 0f all. 1st part nid t0 say w0rds frm a-m. we had t0 mem0rise. lols. every0ne ended up laughing at each 0ther. 2nd part must step dunnu what lahh. als0 human chain tinggy.

the pe0ple were very fun t0 be with. cuz they will make u laugh. l0ve them t00.and as n0rmal. ahmad fahmy was s0 funny and cute!

we went back at arnd 5 plus after clearing evrything.
then i f0und 0ut that i darknened al0t!
alamak. i dun wna. bt my m0m says its nice cuz its the healthy skin c0l0r. lols lame sia. i dunwna be dark..

2dae was b0red. just w0ke up. then use c0m.hehees.nw gg t0 find tings d0. bb

tiredness

2dae was very tiring..we stayed under the sun frm 9-12..thn rest thn c0ntinued.and then i realised smeting..ahmad fahmy was s0 cute! he s0 funny. and vict0ri0 was als0 damn funny..int he mac make us laugh like mad! rOck On!l0ls. had l0ts 0f fun with the student leaders.. hmms...

i darkened... aiyah. l00k like malay. l0ls. nvm lah. is called tanned. hehees.
at least g0t chance t0 g0 sch00l. its w0rth it. :)

0uhyah. the sec4s are graduating 2mw...hell! i will miss them.. cn they stay till the wh0le sch00l gets the h0lidays? cant bear them t0 leave..

hmms.. nvm lah..think p0sitive.. ahaahs. saw him! :)

argh. i hate h0lidays! its like, s0 b0ring at h0me... nth t0 d0. sianess! h0pe time will fly pass quickly!

finally

FINALLY.
saw him.=)exam was like.. finally 0ver?? yay! nw cn relax le. bt thn gt h0lidays. alamak. i dun like h0lidays. aiyahyah.i want g0 sch.bt nt study. g0 play.ahahhhs.

9102006: hmec0ns paper. dran it. i was s0 damn unlucky. i d0nt kn0w is it fate 0r im really unlucky. usual exams place. i sat at sherilyn's 0riginal place.s2pid! thn when hmec0ns paper tym i sit at her exam place! and guess what? SHE SIT AT MY 0RIGINAL PLACE! URGH! i hate her...hate her like hell! u see her v guai.she's nt.s0 bitchy l0r. wanna act 0ny.

nvm. i'll nt let that bitch sp0il my m00d.ahhaas. nw exam 0ver cn d0 anything le. vivientan sheryl they all say wna g0 play b0wling. hmms... maybe s0me days we shall g0 play! yes. SET!

bye.gtg.sleep. ^^

celebrati0n

m00n cake festival! :DDDD

yay. later at night g0ing d0wn bbq pit there xin shang m00n.. ahahahhs. with neighb0urs. g0sh im s00 happy can.i can celebrate with my neighb0urs! w0h00! i l0ve y0u guys! d0nt kn0w what time the ting will end. but the kids will stay till late. ahaas. play lanterns...candles...firecrackers...yah00!
hmms... but actually must study f0r the e0y exams de. but.. argh. nvm lahhs. just f0r 2day dun study at night. hehees. influenced by neihb0urs. ahhas. i swear im g0nna have a great time with them man.

cool as y0u think they are.
funny as y0u want
caring as they can be
special as they are t0 me

happy m0ments we have t0gether
sad times c0mes t00
but n0 matter what happens
they are always that special part 0f me

okay. i'll end here. lazy t0 c0ntinue =)

happyhappy.


saw him!:)chinese 0ver! maths paper 0ne 0ver... yay! its like...im dreaming! we are actually sitting f0r the year end exams papers n0w?! oh g0sh! hmmsss...2dae m00ncake festival. 2mw celebrate with neighb0urs.play lantern t0geda. eat m00ncake. talk... sing...spend time 2geda. l0ls. s0 fun nia. hehe neighb0urs, i l0ve u guys!

YAHOO!!!

YAHOO!!!


woah. after s0OOOO l0ng... HISTORY WAS FINALLY OVER!!! phew. i swear i wld nv ev take HISTORY next year. such a t0rture...i tink i'll flunk history.2mw is maths and chinese. hmms... h0pe gt en0ugh time t0 finish the chinese pp..lols okaes gtg. nid study maths! YEA! AHAHAHH

girl power

lols. PE 2dae was fun.bt abit rough. the girls 0f tw0nine played captains ball. very tiring... and then when the ball came t0 us, me and haniz jumped f0r the ball.and hit each 0ther. 0uch! i hurt my tighs. was badly hurt. sw0llen. ah damn it lah. c0uldnt sit and stand pr0perly. i hope need see d0ct0r. rlly cnt stand the painfulness.
ahahaa. 2dae recess saw him again. hehe.
lols aniway 2mw is...OH MAN! HIST0RY EXAM!!!
cfm die de la. bt after sheryl taught me,all 0ver again frm the 1st chpt. i finally understand the t0pics! sheryl thanks l0ads man! l0vesy0u. she teach very g00d de lehs. ahhaa. rocks!

'' night class'' @ 12am

lols.studying n0w. g0sh.cnt bliv it man.ahah.lols exams cuming. G00D LUCK EVERY0NE!!! =P

GOOD GIRL

1st peri0d;hist0ry.argh nth much t0 add. next was science.had a test.al0t 0f tings dunnu. nvm.thn was recess.ahha.saw him.:)hehe.thn was chinese thn english.tcher cnnt c0ntr0l 0ur cls.haish.last was maths.ahhaa j0el g0t sc0lded by ms yee s0 m,any times. serve him right cuz he use rubber band hit my back s0 many times.s2pid thn he g0 take the calculat0r ting and started being pervertic,again.g0sh!ouhyah he trying t0 act sexy 0lso l0r.but he is quite sexy lah,fr0m what i see. thn wna attract the class's attenti0n. ahah thn he gt suan by ms yee. well d0ne!

lols. 2dae d0nt kn0w why s0 good girl study maths at first. then g0t b0red, thn study hist0ry. jiaqi,yuting,priscilia,xiuwei and j0elyn taught us hist0ry. actually quite fun lahs except the hist0ry tchers v0ice n0t seductive and attractive en0ugh f0r me t0 listen. ahhaa lols. studied till 5 plus. ahhaa. twonine was the last class t0 leave.it seems that instead of the 'o' levels final sprint, the sec2s are d0ing it instead. ahha. tchers stayed back to teach us. ok lah quite interesting. ahaha

rch hme at abt 7.5o? w0ah ouhkay thats late. ahah. thn went eat and thn bathe.ahah 1st time bathe s0 early.heh heh.=P and thn i am like studying hist0ry n0w? 0mg. cnnt bliv it.ahah nvm its nv t00 late t0 study mahs